Dear Patient,
Your story disturbs me. It's bad enough that you want to start drinking at 11, but the fact that you never want to drink after 4 pm is just plain bizarre. In any case, there are only two solutions to this problem: 1. move to Europe or 2. enroll in college. Then you will can freely indulge your thirst without fear of judgment or censure. I hope this helps.
Thursday, May 7, 2009
Dear Dr. Eve, I find myself thirsty for alcohol each day as early as 11am and never later than 4pm. Is this normal? -- D
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